So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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