I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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