Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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