he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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