This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
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My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
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My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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