i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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