I haven't been this sober since birth.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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