Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
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I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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