found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
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