Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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