is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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