Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i permit you to call me
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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