on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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