No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
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She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
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