I'm lost and stupid without you.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
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Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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