Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i already hear my dad disowning me
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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