I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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