He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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