I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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