I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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