You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
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I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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