problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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