In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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