maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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