haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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i came on her dog
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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