I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
My pussy is not your playground.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Just high enough for therapy.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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