How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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