ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Randomize