OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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