Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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