i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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