What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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