Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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