the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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