OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
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Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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