I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
this hospital has no fireball
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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