Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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