Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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