do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
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I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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