Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
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You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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