She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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