i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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