It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I will be naked everywhere
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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