the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
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I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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