I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
