I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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