i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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