hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
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There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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