he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Drunk walkin through police station. America
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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