HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
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First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
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I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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