Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
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She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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