He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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