at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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